Anonymous asked: So.. why do you think you're one of Butter's only friend?.. and also, the fuck when you said "on tomorrow" or whatever?
Because Butters wants my dick. No, really.
wookywok asked: What was your favorite death of yours?
My drawn-out death from muscular dystrophy. I really got to see how much everybody cared about me, and even though it lasted longer than normal, it was a more peaceful one.
Anonymous asked: hey Kenny in marjor boobage were u driving an automatic or stick shift?
Stick shift, if you get what I mean.
Anonymous asked: Hey Kenny, if south park elementary got a new girl- jennifer mcconic who had blonde hair, an orange parka, a brown bow and gloves and was poor, what would you do to impress her
It depends, is she hot?
Anonymous asked: Kenny on here u r called "ladies-man" "hot" "sexy" but on youtube u r called "gay" "fag" "maneater" can u explain to me so i can explain to the youtubers what is real? plz answer this question kenny for me to get this straightened out. im mean its obviose that ur straight cuz u do nothin gay on south park but people are assholes so tell me?
They are all sad lonely dudes that want my hot bod and the only way they know how to express it is by reflecting their homosexual urges on me.
I mean, whatever floats your boat, I’m fine with that.
Anonymous asked: Kenny if u say ur downstairs is like 10' can u explain T.M.I. when r only 2.0 hahahahahha got u
It was cold.